i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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