respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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