Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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