I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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