i don't plan on having that self control this summer
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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