I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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