Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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