They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I deserve this hangover.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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