I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Come on in and take your pants off
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