hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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