Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I just gargled with NyQuil
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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