My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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