Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I think i peed on brittanys purse
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
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Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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