What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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