Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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