how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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