In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Randomize