Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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