you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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