my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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