i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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