At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
pray to the hookup gods
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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