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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I just found out I have a small penis.

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  Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.

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  where am I supposed to find one of those?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  "Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  People are yelling about how much they want you here.

  (563): View more from Iowa

  I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.

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• (951): View more from California

  Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.

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• (518): View more from New York

  So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?

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