Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?

  (206): View more from Washington

  Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too? (206): Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no. http://tfl.nu/3dwz
  Replies (56) Good night (834) Bad night (2808)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  we made out on top of his cat.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): we made out on top of his cat. http://tfl.nu/6lsk
  Replies (18) Good night (1210) Bad night (2721) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (828): View more from North Carolina

  I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (828): I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much http://tfl.nu/wzca
  Replies (14) Good night (1439) Bad night (2824) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (614): View more from Ohio

  Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (614): Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is http://tfl.nu/l5nn
  Replies (20) Good night (6849) Bad night (1570) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (661): View more from California

  I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (661): I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore... http://tfl.nu/z5qk
  Replies (11) Good night (3496) Bad night (695) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis http://tfl.nu/rw8g
  Replies (2) Good night (4333) Bad night (561) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign http://tfl.nu/m52j
  Replies (10) Good night (4885) Bad night (1019) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives http://tfl.nu/9ndz
  Replies (6) Good night (2149) Bad night (904) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (225): View more from Louisiana

  Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (225): Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here http://tfl.nu/v34u
  Replies (2) Good night (1619) Bad night (486) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing. http://tfl.nu/xv1v
  Replies (6) Good night (611) Bad night (1006) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (227): View more from Maryland

  He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (227): He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like http://tfl.nu/muep
  Replies (13) Good night (1232) Bad night (409) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help. http://tfl.nu/liab
  Replies (9) Good night (917) Bad night (508) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (863): View more from Florida

  I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (863): I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life. http://tfl.nu/jtja
  Replies (8) Good night (2501) Bad night (379) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (334): View more from Alabama

  She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper

  (205): View more from Alabama

  Restraining order pending?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (334): She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper (205): Restraining order pending? http://tfl.nu/xpcn
  Replies (6) Good night (1107) Bad night (365)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  I thought you wanted to talk?

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): I thought you wanted to talk? (908): What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk? http://tfl.nu/h1nx
  Replies (3) Good night (1045) Bad night (188)

Randomize