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(618): View more from Illinois

so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?

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(618): so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal? http://tfl.nu/0hlu

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(631): View more from New York

Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"

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I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...

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(631): Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship" (631): I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint... http://tfl.nu/594s

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(818): View more from California

Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.

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(818): Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you. http://tfl.nu/btkl

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(248): View more from Michigan

he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.

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(248): he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question. http://tfl.nu/v6vq

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(315): View more from New York

and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...

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(315): and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame... http://tfl.nu/05iu

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful

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(414): I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful http://tfl.nu/jkok

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(503): View more from Oregon

I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?

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yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.

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(503): I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan? (1-503): yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case. http://tfl.nu/ztrg

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one

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(978): Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one http://tfl.nu/zma0

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us

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(413): I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us http://tfl.nu/sfif

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(817): View more from Texas

How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?

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(817): How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf? http://tfl.nu/6kzv

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.

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(603): There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here. http://tfl.nu/dbwx

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(702): View more from Nevada

Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.

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(702): Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state. http://tfl.nu/qc3a

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(561): View more from Florida

I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.

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(561): I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics. http://tfl.nu/2iwb

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(586): View more from Michigan

Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"

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(586): Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh" http://tfl.nu/2zz2

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.

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(505): I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp. http://tfl.nu/vrdl

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