oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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