Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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