love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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