the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
You left your phone here
Wait...
Randomize
