i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
