I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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