He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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50% drunk capacity currently
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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