Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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