and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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