he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Found your dick twin last night
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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