Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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