Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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