I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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