Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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