Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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