we're chasing vodka with high fives
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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