He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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