Your tits are I can't wait for
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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