I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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