I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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