So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Randomize