i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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