his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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