why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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