BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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