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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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