We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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