Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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