So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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