the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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