OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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