Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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